And there you have it!
TerryTales – Vol. I
Last weekend we went to a fabulous graduation party. I decided Vodka/Soda would be my beverage of the evening. After I downed the first one in all of 6 minutes, I quickly got a second, as it was a hot, balmy late afternoon. The second slipped down super fast. I felt nothing. Not one bit of alcohol blushing. Hmmm… I figured it out. The kids at the house had drank the vodka and replenished the bottle with water. I figured it was my civic duty to let the Host and Hostess in on this party foul. The hostess with the mostess was Horrified… I mean, her parties are the Bomb. This should never happen. She immediately approached the bartenders to handle this problem and make sure “real vodka” was being served. The bartender did what any other professional drinker would do…he did a “shot” of the watered down vodka. Only it wasn’t watered down. It was straight vodka. Oopsie. Perhaps living with two drinking-age adults, who may pour with a rather “heavy hand”…has caught up with me. I switched to Chardonnay that evening! 😉